I'm sure by now you have all seen the new Twilight movie, New Moon. I must say I loved it. I thought it was way better than the first one!! I went to the midnight movie with some girlfriends. (It was so much more fun than going with Andy, who i'm sure would have made fun of it the entire time. ha ha) Even though I had to work the next morning at 8am it was soooo worth it! Of course we are wearing our awesome Edward shirts! Yes we are kind of nerdy but it's fun! Go Team Edward!
I was reading a friends blog and came across this funny Twilight screen play. I thought I would share it. Its pretty funny!
My Screen Play Adaptation Of Stephanie Meyer's Twilight
By: Eric D. Snider
Scene1
Bella: I'm sad to leave the hellish, uninhabitable wasteland of Phoenix to live in a rain-soaked town full of rubes. I wish everything about my comfortable and privileged life were completely different!
Dad: Hi, Bella! Welcome to Forks Washington. I'm glad you've stopped playing mother to your own flighty, irresponsible mom and come here to be my mother instead.
Bella:It will be my pleasure to cook and clean for you.
Dad:I bought you an old truck from and Indian in a wheelchair!
Bella: I.......have no response to that.
**********
Scene 2
Bella: It's tough being the new kid in school! Especially when everyone is so friendly and helpful and interested in me. Why can't they just leave me alone so I can sit in the corner and cut myself?
Classmate: You're awesome, Bella!
Bella: See what I have to put us with? Hey-who are those hot people over there?
Classmate: Those are the Cullens. They avoid direct sunlight, they don't eat food, and they sleep in coffins in the graveyard, and holy water burns them. I think they're Canadians.
Bella: They sure are spectacularly gorgeous.
Classmate: Yes, they are.
Bella: I mean seriously, those people are BEAUTIFUL. Especially the one who keeps looking at me. Man alive, that guy is stunning. I mean,wow. He is hot buttered seduction on a stick. I'm not interested in him sexually, of course, because sex is dirty, but wow--LOOK AT HIM! Yee-ikes! Hubba hubba! If you don't mind, I'd like to spend the next 75 pages talking exclusively about how attractive he is, and then bring it up again every paragraph or so for the remaining 400 pages.
Classmate:knock yourself out.
*********
Scene 3
Edward: Hi, I'm Edward. I'm every girls fantasy boyfriend: moody,humorless,violent, capable of snapping your spine with my bare hands,liable to do creepy things like watch you while you're sleeping, but also really cute.
Bella: There is something strange about you.
Edward: (recoils at her garlic breath) I don't know what you mean.
Bella: I just can't put my finger on what it is.
Edward: (lifts automobile with one hand) You're imagining things.
Bella: I feel like you're hiding something from me.
Edward: (grabs passing rabbit with lightning speed; drinks rabbit's blood) Don't be silly!
Bella: It's like you're different somehow.
Edward:(turns into a bat; flies away)
Bella: Hmm. I bet he's gay.
***********
Scene 4
Jacob: You should be careful with those Cullens. Many moons ago, our tribe's elders, who were werewolves, made a pact with the Cullens,who were vampires. They're not allowed on our land, not even at our casinos.
Bella: What still? Even after all this time has passed?
Jacob: Nope.
Bella: Since when do white people honor treaties with Indians?
Jacob: I know, right?
Bella: Let me guess-- you're a character whose only job is to provide exposition, and you won't be useful until the next book.
Jacob: Yes. At the earliest.
************
Scene 5
Bella: Thanks or saving me from that mob of guys who attacked me in the street! It's a good thing you obsessively stalk me while simultaneously insisting you want nothing to do with me.
Edward: No Problem. If anyone's going to tear you limb from limb and gorge themselves on your sweet, delicious, life-giving blood, it's going to be me.
Bella: Aw, you say the nicest things! I'm pretty sure you're a vampire, that I'm in love with you, and that part of you wants to kill me.
Edward: Don't be silly. It's not just part of me.
Bella: LOL!
I was reading a friends blog and came across this funny Twilight screen play. I thought I would share it. Its pretty funny!
My Screen Play Adaptation Of Stephanie Meyer's Twilight
By: Eric D. Snider
Scene1
Bella: I'm sad to leave the hellish, uninhabitable wasteland of Phoenix to live in a rain-soaked town full of rubes. I wish everything about my comfortable and privileged life were completely different!
Dad: Hi, Bella! Welcome to Forks Washington. I'm glad you've stopped playing mother to your own flighty, irresponsible mom and come here to be my mother instead.
Bella:It will be my pleasure to cook and clean for you.
Dad:I bought you an old truck from and Indian in a wheelchair!
Bella: I.......have no response to that.
**********
Scene 2
Bella: It's tough being the new kid in school! Especially when everyone is so friendly and helpful and interested in me. Why can't they just leave me alone so I can sit in the corner and cut myself?
Classmate: You're awesome, Bella!
Bella: See what I have to put us with? Hey-who are those hot people over there?
Classmate: Those are the Cullens. They avoid direct sunlight, they don't eat food, and they sleep in coffins in the graveyard, and holy water burns them. I think they're Canadians.
Bella: They sure are spectacularly gorgeous.
Classmate: Yes, they are.
Bella: I mean seriously, those people are BEAUTIFUL. Especially the one who keeps looking at me. Man alive, that guy is stunning. I mean,wow. He is hot buttered seduction on a stick. I'm not interested in him sexually, of course, because sex is dirty, but wow--LOOK AT HIM! Yee-ikes! Hubba hubba! If you don't mind, I'd like to spend the next 75 pages talking exclusively about how attractive he is, and then bring it up again every paragraph or so for the remaining 400 pages.
Classmate:knock yourself out.
*********
Scene 3
Edward: Hi, I'm Edward. I'm every girls fantasy boyfriend: moody,humorless,violent, capable of snapping your spine with my bare hands,liable to do creepy things like watch you while you're sleeping, but also really cute.
Bella: There is something strange about you.
Edward: (recoils at her garlic breath) I don't know what you mean.
Bella: I just can't put my finger on what it is.
Edward: (lifts automobile with one hand) You're imagining things.
Bella: I feel like you're hiding something from me.
Edward: (grabs passing rabbit with lightning speed; drinks rabbit's blood) Don't be silly!
Bella: It's like you're different somehow.
Edward:(turns into a bat; flies away)
Bella: Hmm. I bet he's gay.
***********
Scene 4
Jacob: You should be careful with those Cullens. Many moons ago, our tribe's elders, who were werewolves, made a pact with the Cullens,who were vampires. They're not allowed on our land, not even at our casinos.
Bella: What still? Even after all this time has passed?
Jacob: Nope.
Bella: Since when do white people honor treaties with Indians?
Jacob: I know, right?
Bella: Let me guess-- you're a character whose only job is to provide exposition, and you won't be useful until the next book.
Jacob: Yes. At the earliest.
************
Scene 5
Bella: Thanks or saving me from that mob of guys who attacked me in the street! It's a good thing you obsessively stalk me while simultaneously insisting you want nothing to do with me.
Edward: No Problem. If anyone's going to tear you limb from limb and gorge themselves on your sweet, delicious, life-giving blood, it's going to be me.
Bella: Aw, you say the nicest things! I'm pretty sure you're a vampire, that I'm in love with you, and that part of you wants to kill me.
Edward: Don't be silly. It's not just part of me.
Bella: LOL!
.JPG)
2 comments:
Looks like you guys had a fun time. I still haven't seen it yet. I think you guys really should come this weekend, maybe you can go with me to see it :) I know Rhett won't go..haha!
It WAS SO SO SO much fun!!! Definately in june!!! I love what you posted about twighlight so funny!!!
Post a Comment